New Wives, New Home-owners... beware. Beware of Crazy Nesting Syndrome. What are the signs of Crazy Nesting Syndrome? Contemplating throw pillows for days at a time. Negotiating buying food and paper towels for a new bedspread. Obsessive compulsive decorating. Reoccurring dreams about dinner parties that include menus, centerpieces, play lists, themes and atmosphere. Although, no real health risks result from Crazy Nesting Syndrome, side effects may include: reduced pedicures, increased cooking at home, decreased fashion trendiness, increased ponytails, mild panic attacks when you realize you have to spring for a destination wedding after you just paid the biggest bill of your life and redecorated your house.
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